Pete Callahan
4 poems
12/31/2024 00:00h
guests always ask for the wifi password
which means i have to go find it
which means i have to find the router
which means i have to move the box
this is why i don't have guests often
09/17/2024 00:00h
Unexpected item in the bagging area
is not a question
it's an accusation
the machine doesn't trust me
i don't trust the machine
we are at an impasse
06/25/2024 00:00h
I grabbed the wrong pan
and made a lot of noise about it
which woke the dog
which woke my wife
which woke my son
one wrong pan
an entire household affected
i put the pan back quietly
03/08/2024 00:00h
I make dad jokes now
i've become that person
i didn't plan it
it happened naturally
i'm fine with it actually
my kids are not
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