Birthday Blues

Today's the rider's birthday. I see you're already lower-casing him... Would you rather I... What is this "I." You have none. Today's the rider's birthday. Except he's dead. In a contrary mood today? Not in the way you'd think. I'm you're friend, remember? And I can't hurt you. I have no body. Neither does Krang. K-----? The bodiless brain. The Ninja Turtles' nemesis. The guy who oversees all of their activities. And yet you carry him in your pocket like a good luck charm. You perplex your son who can't see the humor in your perversity because to him Krang is just, to put it plainly, disgusting.