Everyone Has a House

What I like about your country she tells me is the toilets I wouldn’t mind bringing one home but it wouldn’t do much good she says she likes the bathtubs and the refrigerators but she is not so crazy about the tortillas which are not made properly or the cilantro which tastes like soap Also the freeways ruin the landscape and the children watch television when they could be playing soccer and the teenagers stare at their parents with bare faces that say give it to me and the abuelitos are like dogs to the children the children walk by with no respect mangoes here are not so good not enough rain and the women here have so many clothes I think your country has the most wonderful bathrooms and everyone has a house although tents would be nicer I think or boats or even just sleeping in a tree My family has a tree we live under but the tree has no toilet I grant you that.