GTA: San Andreas (or, “Grove Street, bitch!”)

I play on Grove Street, live on Grove Avenue. Find me in the streets dressed in greens like groves. On the avenue, I’m a blue jeans type of guy. In the streets, never leave home w/out my 9mm. On the avenue, always carry my pen & wine key, in case some fool blows his cork. My UZI sings songs in the streets—rat-a-tat-tat. Birds chirp-chirp-chirp in trees on the avenue. Rolling down the street w/my lady—what she wanna do? “Let’s do a drive-by.” Rushing down the avenue w/my baby: “I’m hungry. Let’s do drive-thru.” I’ll punch punks purple & blue in the streets, bleed ’em w/bullets. On the avenue, I’ll leave punching to punks dressed in blues, reds, et cetera & mind my own.