Be Someone

For Christ’s sake, learn to type and have something to fall back on. Be someone, make something of yourself, look at Gertrudo Ganley. Always draw the curtains when the lights are on. Have nothing to do with the Shantalla gang, get yourself a right man with a Humber Sceptre. For Christ’s sake wash your neck before going into God’s house. Learn to speak properly, always pronounce your ings. Never smoke on the street, don’t be caught dead in them shameful tight slacks, spare the butter, economise, and for Christ’s sake at all times, watch your language.