The Toothless Wonder

Last night when I was sound asleep, My little brother Keith Tiptoed into my bedroom And pulled out all my teeth. You’d think that I would be upset And jump and spit and swear. You’d think that I would tackle Keith And pull out all his hair. But no!   I’m glad he did it. So what if people stare. Now, thanks to the Tooth Fairy, I’ll be a millionaire!