767 Humor poems

WINTER More time is spent at the window. SUMMER You go along from day to day with summer all around you. STORES Stores tell all about people who live in the area. WRITING Others have already written what I would like to write. TODAY Today the sky is so blue it burns. IN THE COUNTRY In the country one can almost hear the silence. THE FOUR SEASONS The four seasons of the year permit us to enjoy things. RECIPE Smear each side of a pork chop with mustard and dredge in flour. BOOK WORM Have always had nose stuck in book from little on. THAT FEELING What defines that feeling one has when gazing at a rock? COSTA RICA It was in Costa Rica I saw my first coffee plantation. HAPPINESS Happiness is nothing more than a state of mind. MONEY Money will buy a fine dog. OUR GOVERNMENT A new program is being introduced by our government. EDWARD On the whole he is a beautiful human being. LAKE A lake attracts a man and wife and members of a family. THE SKY We see so many different things when we look at the sky. A SEXY THOUGHT Male early in the day. POTATOES One can only go so far without potatoes in the kitchen. MOTHER A mother is something we have all had. MODERN TIMES Every four minutes a car comes off the assembly line they say. THE OCEAN Foamy waves wash to shore "treasures" as a sacrifice to damp sand. TODAY High density housing is going on all around us. REAL LIFE I could have screamed the day John proposed winterizing the cottage and living there permanently. ALASKA I am a very cold person here. THE YEAR OF THE WHITE MAN The year of the white man was a year of many beads. LOYALTY Loyalty, I feel, is a very big word. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT Perhaps in our mad scramble to keep our heads above water we miss the point. HUMAN NATURE Why must we be so intent on destroying everything we touch? COMPANY Winifred was a little relieved when they were gone.

Some students were stretching a professor on a medieval torture rack. He had offered himself to show them how an academic might be stretched beyond his wildest dreams like a piece of chewing gum. And as they turned the wheel the professor was getting longer and longer. Don’t make me too long, or I’ll look kind of goofy, sighed the professor as he grew longer and longer. Suddenly something snaps. What happened? sighs the professor from the rack. We were just stretching an academic when suddenly something snapped; you may have heard it ... Yes, I was there. Don’t you remember? sighs the professor. And then we heard an academic sigh ... Yes, I heard it, too, sighs the professor, it seemed to come from the rack where I was being stretched beyond my wildest dreams like a piece of chewing gum ...

Unexpected item in the bagging area is not a question it's an accusation the machine doesn't trust me i don't trust the machine we are at an impasse

Parallel parking in new york city is a spiritual test and most people fail it including me i circled the block six times and then took the bus

free drinks from 5 to 7 which means everyone drinks fast and is suddenly best friends with HR at 7:01 it ends and we remember who we actually are

I make dad jokes now i've become that person i didn't plan it it happened naturally i'm fine with it actually my kids are not

This is coffee number four at 2pm on a wednesday the fourth is always a mistake but also necessary i've made peace with it